At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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