Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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