i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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