I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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