hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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