Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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