Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my shit smells like andre
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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