I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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