Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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