your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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