She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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