Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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