as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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