He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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