im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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