I think I am morally bankrupt
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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