HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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