people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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