I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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