Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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