do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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