She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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