Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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