YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I can't turn off my feet"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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