forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Come see our sink grown plant.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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