I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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