I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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