i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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