Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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