How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I need moral support for this bender
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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