Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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