How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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