My friends, they love my intelligence
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize