your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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