dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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