2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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