I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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