Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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