Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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