I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
my poor anus
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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