Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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