Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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