Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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