How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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