We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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