so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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