This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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