**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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