we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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