Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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