My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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