It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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